June 26, 2008
SCOTUS Doesn’t Want To Kill Convicted Rapists
Child rape isn’t enough, says the Supreme Court of the United States. If you’re a fan of the death penalty, child rape just doesn’t justify terminating the rapist’s life. To the Court, child rape is like being too short to go under the height bar to ride the roller coaster, too slow to make the Olympic Team, or too Caucasian to qualify for affirmative action.
Some people are uncomfortable with the death penalty anyway, and even fewer even want to try out for the Olympics and there are always community colleges for the pigmently depleted. And eventually, we all get to ride the roller coaster.
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